by Chutny Choadlicker March 8, 2004
Get the baked air muffin mug.A very scary airline company that employs half-blind mental institution patients as pilots. They lose your baggage every time because the stewardesses dump it into the ocean for fun. Regardless of where you bought a ticket for, you can end up anywhere in the known world.
I thought something was wrong when the flight from Albuquerque to San Diego took 33 hours. As we took off, the pilot started laughing maniacally and screaming "The faster we go, the higher we get!" as he executed a barrel roll. After losing half the wing and one of our engines falling off, we landed (upside down in a lake)in Japan. And to top it all off, they LOST MY DAMN LUGGAGE!
Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?
Let me guess. Delta Air Lines?
by Laocoon September 4, 2008
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Get the air me out mug.Delta Air Lines will be merging with Northwest and then it will become the biggest airline in the world.
by I LOVE DELTA AIR LINES! August 9, 2008
Get the Delta Air Lines mug.Charles: My word, William, it is absolutely sweltering today.
William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?
Charles: That's the ticket!
William: Indeed. Say old boy, why don't I stand on my head and bring the temperature down a couple of degrees with a cold air fart?
Charles: That's the ticket!
by Walter Henry VIII March 2, 2011
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