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Soccer is better than hockey

Soccer...the sport that everyone says "look at how fake there injuries are!". I'd love to see you get hit in the face with a cleat or knead in the throat or slide tackled or get the ball kicked in the face...you might say " oh that doesn't hurt" but in reality it hurts A LOT! hockey you have all this protective gear on and in soccer you only have shinpads! Fun fact...there have been more deaths in soccer than in hockey! I understand that in hockey there is a puck that is travelling 120 k/ph but in soccer if you actually know how it feels to be hit in the face with a cleat and broke your jaw or get ur eye punctured out bye a cleat bump...youve experienced true pain! In my opinion soccer is better than hockey!
Soccer player: have you ever experienced getting your jaw broke bye a cleat, or getting your eye punctured out?
Hockey player: well shit...
Soccer player: damn right soccer is better than hockey!
by Ilovesoccer2018 June 17, 2018
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hockessin

The small bastard-child of a town in northern Delaware that wishes it were as cool as North Wilmington, place of true gangsters.
We could hang out in Hockessin, or we could stab ourselves in the eyes with a pen- I can't figure out which would be more fun.
by The F-ing Trinz February 3, 2005
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honker

variant of honkey, honky, and honkie

used as a term of endearment amongst whites
Hey honker, I am still awake because my homework isn't done.
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Hacker

Someone who's kicking your ass, that you call a hacker.
Call of Duty MW2, He got a headshot <Hacker.
by MywordisLAW January 27, 2010
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dirty eskimo hooker

a random group of words used to describe tara by ryan for some unknown reason. The best explanation i can come up with is that his blood sugar was extremely low. We can best describe this group of words as offense to wevan and will refrain from use of it!
by pr4p January 20, 2009
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Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker

It's been described as the coolest damn thing ever. It is the CEO of a massive company, a ligit hooker, a genius, and can do tons of magic tricks, as well as tell funny jokes. It is basically the greatest thing ever, right after the invention of tits.
The Panda Monkey Koala CEO genius hooker glanced at me and told a funny joke while jugging chainsaws on a unicle over a pit of sharks.
by FaggotBoyFresh March 8, 2009
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field hockey

A really funny joke that has become very popular of late. Not to be confused with an actual sport.

It's where girls wear skirts and chase around a small ball with wooden or composite sticks on a field, trying to hit it in the other team's goal. Strategically, it much resembles 1st grade soccer, often referred to as "herd-ball."

There are two types of girls who play: dykes, and dumb preppy girls who want to feel like they can be good at something and be productive, because they will invariably end up as housewives or trophy wives, with no sense of self-worth.
Lando: Hey, is that a gay pride parade?
Jim: No, man, that's the varsity field hockey team. They must have beaten the other 3 teams in the state and won state again.
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Timmy: Oh look, there's the varsity field hockey team!
John: {insert demeaning, but true, joke/statement here}
by Saltybawls December 23, 2006
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