Talk Shit, Get Hit

Phrase that means what it says. Talk shit, and get your ass beat.

Jamie is a shit talker. She runs her mouth like she can beat anyone up and isn't afraid to mess with no one. One day, she got into a fight with a girl. Jamie did her usual shit talking and got her ass beat. Talk shit, get hit, Jamie. OWNED BITCH.

by uafakeazzbitch11 April 8, 2010

Dale Hit

The person who gets to hit the weed bowl last.

Dude, you didn't call greens or deuces, so you get dale hit!

by Tar-unit November 1, 2007

talk shit get hit

When a person talks shit about you, your girl, your boy, or crew, then they get dicked

example: man is talking shit about your girl being a whore then you hit them. then you say talk shit get hit

by philadelphia kid April 30, 2011

I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England

When a girl is so hot that screwing her could be nothing other than mythic or legendary.

That is the hottest girl I've ever seen. I would hit that so hard the next person to pull me out would be crowned King of England.

by AirRon October 26, 2007

Imma hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it

I am going to steal a brick (of most likely cocaine) and go crazy with it.

Stealing a brick of cocaine from a dealer and going crazy with it is and example of the term "Imma hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it"

by Rebecca Black Ass Bitch July 21, 2011

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

Trump Hit

A special forte of the 45th POTUS referring to his method of precipitously cutting his once useful, “incredible” staffers and other lackeys out of his rarefied sphere and then characterizing them as entirely inept strangers.

It isn’t a full mafia hit, you see, it’s a “Trump Hit,” but initially it feels like you’ve been professionally slain; it’s only later that you realize you’re going to probably profit from this experience too, just like those who were on The Apprentice!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 20, 2019