Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

upstairs google

Wen you materbate on the window of a upstairs motel on the complementary Wi-Fi

Damn I bout to for real go back to the room upstairs Google and shower

by Dirtypatdamann December 10, 2017

Google

A site containing information that people will use.

How can I loose weight...I'll go on google and search it up.

by Teddy bear206 May 31, 2017

Fuck Google

what i think about google

person one: google is a retard
person two: Fuck Google

by penisdickcockcumsuckingcockfuk October 18, 2022

Google Safari and Firefox

If you did not see these search engines at your school lab, what childhood have you had?

Google Safari and Firefox are superior to Microsoft Egde.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Google Gamble

When you go out on a limb to factcheck something.

Essentially betting the opportunity cost of your precious time it will take to look that shit up against finding fucking nothing and having wasted time and energy to come up empty handed.

"Whoa, I took a google gamble and you were right, vampirism mythology was derived from mistaking ordinary decomposition of the human body."

by Bingo Fucking Gas Station October 31, 2018

google language fool

somebody who uses the google language tool to understand a conversation esp. on facebook

often that person will act like they actually understood what was said rather than say they used a translator

john: dont act like you understand this s***! you're one of them google language fools arent you

by Josepff May 26, 2011