Ethan Green is a fictional character from Starkid's Black Friday. He has fantastic hair and the biggest heart. He cares about his girlfriend Lex and her little sister Hannah more than anything. Unfortunately, he dies tragically dies while trying to take Hannah to a movie (Santa Claus is Going to High School) but gets attacked by shoppers trying to get the Wiggly doll he doesn't have.
by spider trigga June 05, 2023
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by Totallytrueright December 06, 2019
A descriptive term used by all cool and handsome people when they wish to describe someone who's sleeping all day regardless of the situation.
Yo, Ethan's going Ethan-mode again.
Cool, let's wake him up in case he misses the lesson and takes another L.
Cool, let's wake him up in case he misses the lesson and takes another L.
by Your Information Bank February 14, 2023
My friend is an Ethan Clorox
by slimjimisfat November 07, 2019