Crotch Dog

In politics when a partisan claims that they are a 'watch dog' but somehow they never expose the lies, frauds and crimes of those that they support they can be called a 'crotch dog' instead of a watch dog.

The Mayor's watch dog Steve exposes the lies of every politician except for the Mayor... that's because Steve isn't a watch dog he's a crotch dog who likes to sniff the Mayoral Balls.

by Holly from OKCupid October 20, 2018

crotch dog

ummmm

i will have nightmares about crotch dog

by AAHHH SCARY DING February 04, 2022

char-crotch

a female who looks like she has been around the block, a dirty slut. Dirty pu-tang

Lisa is a char-crotch

by jeremy newton September 16, 2007

cereal crotch

Something you think Alex said under his breath.

"It has cereal crotch on it"

by Allhailtheglowcloud February 04, 2018

crotch gromit

Children

"Vanessa said she wishes she'd kept her legs closed because her crotch gromits are driving her mad"

by MickyNorg October 25, 2023

crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

by Deric Shwilborn June 18, 2024

crotch beader

someone who decorates their pubes with beads

“put the craft supplies away you crotch beader!”

by Deric Shwilborn June 18, 2024