crotch fart

When you fart out of your crotch.

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!

by fartcat.com May 19, 2020

doublewide crotch

This came from my coworker mishearing me say "doublewide garage".
Definition - When cameltoe and moose knuckle don't cover how large the wedge is.

Damn man, she's way past moose knuckle! That's a doublewide crotch!

by manicpolarbear71 January 31, 2023

Waffle Crotch

Someone who is emotionally and/or sexually confused;
Someone who mistreats fiiiine ladies

fiiiiine Girl 1: Wow that guy is such a d-bag!
fiiiiine Girl 2: Nah he's just a waffle crotch.

by wafflecrotch101 August 31, 2018

crotch fluff

When a male purposely adjusts his crotch in order to achieve the maximum amount of profile bulge required to initiate mating rituals with a female.

It’s embarrassing going to the pool with Chad because he keeps crotch fluffing just before he walks up to hot girls sitting at the edge of the pool.

by 8pablodiablo0 December 3, 2020

cream of the crotch

it means good you dirty minded frick

your playlist is cream of the crotch

by heystoptakingmyname November 14, 2021

crumby crotch

When the sperm dry on yo dick and it comes of flakey

Destroy your Dick December got me havin that crumby crotch

by Beefcake2004 November 26, 2023

Opossum Crotch

A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.

I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.

by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025