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by pizzapizza June 6, 2011
Get the Crotch Spillmug. One who enjoys casually devouring pussy with no consideration for their satisfaction, only enough to satisfy they're own cravings.
Dude, my buddy loves to hook up with random women and eat their pussy, but he never cares to finish them off, he just likes to sample.....he's a total free range crotch grazer.
by Tittsmcgee April 12, 2022
Get the free range crotch grazermug. A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*
Little Shit: "Your car sucks"
DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
Little Shit: "Your car sucks"
DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020
Get the Crotch Rocketmug. When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.
Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.
Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.
Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.
by Medicus007 September 23, 2016
Get the crotch nebulamug. When two people go into the scissoring position fully clothed and rub, commonly used in Utah among Mormons
by dangerdan29 December 29, 2023
Get the Getting crotchedmug. A somewhat crass but humorous term for sexual intercourse. (Or any sexual relations in which two sets of genitals meet and appear to have lengthy discussions).
by Olive989 March 25, 2023
Get the Crotch minglemug. by Crotch socket liz September 9, 2020
Get the crotch socketmug.