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crotch jaw

Pain and stiffness in the jaw muscles resulting from aggressively eating pussy for long periods of time. Acute crotch jaw follows which results in the jaw becoming temporarily misaligned due to muscle inflammation. Symptoms usually subside within 4 to 24 hours without medical treatment, depending on the severity of the condition and how hard you cleaned the canoe.
"I literally had to push my fucking chin back into place from the crotch jaw I got going down on that bitch. Jesus Christ."
by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019
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Crotch puppies

The process of walking a dog with the leash trailing between the two back legs in an attempt to gain canine compliance through overstimulation or greater fear of the collar pull. (Sidebar: Or the dog walker is dumb.)
Did you see those two crotch puppies on the trail yesterday? I feel so bad for those pooches. Someone needs to learn how to walk a dog.
by Henry 'Maverick' Sapling January 21, 2021
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Fire Crotch

The explicit sucking of thy dick and lighting pubic hairs on fire, in hailing the smoke while sucking
Dude! Me and Michaels mom tried the fire crotch last night! That was fun as fuck! I love BDSM
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crotch romance

The kids were at a friend's house, so we seized the opportunity and had a little crotch romance.
by Pandastic July 7, 2018
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Crotch-Crop

When you use a messenger app (iMessage, Tinder, etc), and only men fill up your message feed.
"Did you see how hot that chick was? I'm sure she has a nice crotch-crop growing on her Facebook Messenger!"
by Sam Manion June 12, 2016
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crotch bridge

When two players in a video game are camping in the same room. I.e. "touching tips"
Those guys are building a crotch bridge on the objective!
by Hbomb007 May 20, 2024
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crotch nebula

When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.
Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.

Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.
by Medicus007 September 23, 2016
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