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Bus Driver

When a man at a cemetery dressed as a nun is receiving anal sex from a man dressed as God.
"Haha" says the man removing his God costume, "I'm the guy from the bus"
"Haha" says the nun removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver"
by RBK4LIFE May 26, 2018
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Bus-Listed

To be placed on a "no-fly list" by an airline for unruly or drunken behavior. Also known as Greyhounded.
"Dude, are you flying to Cancun with us? It'll be great!" "Nah, I got Bus-Listed by the airline after throwing a drink on that flight to Spring Break."
by Dugley May 25, 2021
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Under the bus

Something to be kept secret; Kept in the closet
"Did you know those two are dating?"

"Yes, but they said to keep it under the bus."
by Amanorsomething October 4, 2024
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School bus

The ultimate, risky location to be in. This place reeks of kids who haven’t showered in 2 years, marijuana that has been an issue for the past decade, stinky feet, and hundreds and hundreds of vapes. You’ll try and open the window to try and get all of the stink out, but the crazy bus driver won’t let you despite it being 80 degrees out. You’ll never want to sit at the back, because this is where all of the smell comes from. Additionally, the kids in the back are pretty damn annoying. Just drive to school. If you can’t, then too bad.
I’m pretty damn glad that I missed the school bus, but I’m scared of having to explain all of this to my momma.
by Bubbabro999 March 28, 2024
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bus person

when there is a situation where you would normally call someone a retard or retarded but you dont want to be offensive so you say that they are a bus person instead.
why do you think she would do that?”
“cuz shes the biggest bus person ive ever met”
by godofthebuspeople September 23, 2021
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Waiting For The Bus

One of the most popular Cyanide and Happiness cartoon about a man who discovers that he can run very, very fast, and makes the most of it. Well...he does at first.
"Waiting For The Bus" starts with a man who is...well, take a wild guess what he's doing, why don't you.

When the bus comes, it speeds past him. The man runs to get the bus driver to stop. The bus driver points out that he is in the same predicament as the bus in the movie "Speed." It is at this moment that the man realizes he can run very, very fast. The bus driver gives a brief motivational speech telling him to make the most of his odd skill, which he immediately does.

Things go well at first. The man (Now called the 50MPH Man) immediately becomes a star. He wins races left and right, and unexpectedly finds his true love when he crashed into her after a race. But things take a dark turn when he receives an invitation to race in the Indy 500...and he accepts.

A man who can run at 50MPH can't hold a candle to cars that go more than 200MPH, which is something he learns the hard way. The 50MPH man loses a race for the first time as a result, and his life spirals down. He is arrested for attempted robbery, and his wife divorces him.

Several years pass. The 50MPH man sits alone in the training area where he first honed his skills. He then commits suicide by running full-speed into the stadium wall. The very same bus driver who inspired him to begin his career learns about his passing, and stops to admire the place where The 50MPH Man started and ended his life.

Finally, the bus explodes, killing him.

The End!
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 25, 2021
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Bus Driver

A person playing a driving sim game online, who drives very slowly, and does not allow you to pass them cleanly.
Hes such a bus driver, he needs to be kicked from the game.
by RabbleRabble December 18, 2009
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