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C Montgomery Burns

Rhyming slang for gurns i.e. ecstasy pills
Ring up Zaph and we'll get some C Montgomery Burns for this evening

Gobbling five C Monties last night was an error

I've got the craving for a C Montgomery
by Horatio McBull June 28, 2008
mugGet the C Montgomery Burnsmug.

burning ring of fire

The sensation experienced in the anal region after eating a habanero.
After eating the habanero tacos, my ass felt like a burning ring of fire.
by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003
mugGet the burning ring of firemug.

burning down troy

When your smokin weed in a cardboard box to try and get chambered then the box lights on fire like when Brad Pitt burned down troy in that one movie.
Man me an Kieth went to burn some herb and get chambered in a box then it lit up and we was burning down troy
by Butthole Serfer March 10, 2008
mugGet the burning down troymug.

burn my cookies

A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.
I love you even though you burn my cookies..
by angrygreg December 18, 2013
mugGet the burn my cookiesmug.

third degree burn

A burn so hard that the target is just speechless. often people will call them out for it
Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.

Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!
by Dr_dude January 11, 2014
mugGet the third degree burnmug.

self-degree burns

Used when someone disrespects or makes fun of themselves.

(also see self burn)
Person 1: "It is clear that no one else had the skills to what I do, or is as stupid"
Person 2: "Woah, some self-degree burns there."
by Youdknow May 27, 2021
mugGet the self-degree burnsmug.

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