Ring up Zaph and we'll get some C Montgomery Burns for this evening
Gobbling five C Monties last night was an error
I've got the craving for a C Montgomery
Gobbling five C Monties last night was an error
I've got the craving for a C Montgomery
by Horatio McBull June 28, 2008

by Led Zeppole October 3, 2003

When your smokin weed in a cardboard box to try and get chambered then the box lights on fire like when Brad Pitt burned down troy in that one movie.
Man me an Kieth went to burn some herb and get chambered in a box then it lit up and we was burning down troy
by Butthole Serfer March 10, 2008

by confused blonde July 11, 2004

A horrific sexual act too disgusting to describe. Usually involving a squirrel and three chop sticks.
by angrygreg December 18, 2013

Tom and Bob went to the dog fight.
Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!
Tom: Hi Bob.
Bob: Aye Tom, sup.
Tom: Nothing much, you?
Bob: Well, are you here to enter that tiny dog of yours in? Its so small! It wouldn't do anything!
Tom: that's what your girlfriend said to you last night!
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
Bob:.................
James: Lets get this guy to the burn ward, looks like he's got a third degree burn!
by Dr_dude January 11, 2014

Person 1: "It is clear that no one else had the skills to what I do, or is as stupid"
Person 2: "Woah, some self-degree burns there."
Person 2: "Woah, some self-degree burns there."
by Youdknow May 27, 2021
