Brain Salad

The green leafy substance thats also refered to as"WEED". However one can't call it weed in certain company, so its called brain salad.

Hey man,come on over tonight and enjoy a few bowls of some"brain salad"while we watch some tube.

by THE KEEFER September 12, 2003

brain bomb

An instance where, no matter what you say afterwards, saying (absolutely) anything in defense of yourself will just make the situation much, much worse. If a brain bomb occurs, it is best to shu your trap and either

a: take the aftermath as a man, or
b: get the hell outta dodge.

Most commonly, this is done by a man to his wife, or by a man in general.

Instructor: ...What could possibly have driven this female to do such a thing?

Male student: Must have been that time of the month.

All female students in the room: *Gasp*

Male student: Damnit, brain bomb.

by Boxymoron2 April 5, 2006

Brain Burn

The sensation of severe burning in your sinus when something nasty makes its way up there, for example, horseradish, and even worse, wasabi.

Oh wow, this bowl of noodles looks good, lets put some wasabi in it...*slurp slurp*...OH GOD MY SINUSES!!!BRAIN BURN!!!

by General Specific November 4, 2008

fork in the brain

the same as having your foot in your mouth, but makes more sense when you are having a typed/written conversation.

When your brain goes haywire during conversation.

I can't believe I just said that. I guess I have a fork in the brain.

by whimsical_icicle October 20, 2010

brain-box

This refers to a person's head, usually in a crude or uncomplimentary way. A berk's noggin or (rarely) a desktop computer's tower.

"Go soak your brain-box" is a suggestion to go drown yourself in a bucket. "He banged his brain-box on it" means a berk finally figured something obvious out.

by Erin Montgomery May 1, 2010

Brain Bean

Adderall acquired from someone with ADD taken in order to perform better in an academic setting.

Usually I sleep through math class but since I popped that brain bean I'm excited to learn. I even know how to solve problems using formulas I don't remember learning.

by Busta C is back again July 16, 2009

frog brain

A person whose inability to grasp technical details is imagined to be due to a very small brain.

Those frog brains in customer support had no clue, as usual.

by Huaxacoyotl January 19, 2008