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beaded curtains

Refers to a series of labia piercings.
Man, that chick's crazy. She has beaded curtains!
by VonnieBeGood July 1, 2011
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Beard Neck

Not to be confused with 'Neck Beard'. Beard Neck is what happens when you grow a neck so fat that you have to start creating the trimmed illusion of a jawline with your beard.
Joey: Hey have you seen Zachary recently?
Lord William Montesford III: Nay, One hast not. Why, may I enquire?
Joey: He got fat and grew a Beard Neck dude.
Lord William Montesford III: I also have a Neck Beard though, young Joey.
Joey: They're not the same! You have a beard that grows under your jawline... He however, has a jawline no longer and therefor has shaved his facial furniture in to an illusory Beard Neck.
by Master Hudson July 2, 2015
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Bearded

Dude, I'm so bearded!
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Captin Beard

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1. A guy thats kind of a gayass, but he's still cool.
2. A bubble.
by Elmer Schlue April 5, 2005
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jew beard

Scruff or a carefully maintained beard on a jewish male between the ages of 17-24. The jewish male with a "jew beard" is typically from Long Island, Westchester, North Jersey, Greenich, or the suburbs outside of Philidelphia. These jew beards are prominent for attracting jewish women and most women in general.
That kid with the scruff has a serious jew beard. Look at all the girls around him.
by JewishMale June 13, 2011
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Neck beard

A beard that is grown on ones neck instead of ones chin. Dads often have neck beards
Dad has such a nice neck beard like DAMN
by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019
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Beardophile

See that beardophile on TV last night? Disgusting!
by Rossicos July 22, 2011
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