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Asian Vampire.

When you have a live in Asian.. in any capacity. You talk her into going down on your menstruating significant other.
Asian Vampire, The other night, Josh's significant other wanted him to earn his red wings. In comes his housekeeper, and proceeded with the Asian Vampire.
by Johnny Dixkerdown. October 11, 2023
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asian timeline

the asian timeline is when your asian parents round the time to the nearest half hour or hour. they always round up.
asian timeline

time: 10:35
dad: what are you still doing up? it's 11:00!
by big asian man March 30, 2020
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Wannabe Asian

Someone who named Asia or nicknamed Tokyo and or chyna is a fake wannabe asian knowing your parents not born asian like Chinese Japanese and Korean wannabes are pathetic
Chyna and Tokyo are pathetic wannabes because of their name they know their parents not born Asian they know they not Asian they are wannabe asian
by HatefakeWannabes March 17, 2022
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Asian Disciples

Asian Disciples aren’t really your normal typical Asians if you see someone wearing a black rag that is asian he’s most likely a Asian Disciples there really not like other gangs such as (TRG,ABZ,WAH CHINGS,MOD) the gangs don’t have rivals they’re either serial killers thirsty to kill or someone who’s willing to make money by robbing homes you can hear one say “let’s rob his bitch ass and his momma leaving that bitch dead” Asian Disciples are more of a Organization willing to do business if money, Drugs, Guns, and Violence, Asian Disciples can be spotted by having a black rag around they’re neck, head, waist, pockets, or even they’re leg they don’t really claim Blood or Crips mainly objective is to be thirsty to kill someone that why Asian Disciples aren’t someone to be played with rather called psychos a lot of sets have rivals but not AD they just itching to kill you can hear someone say “them Asian Disciples are hungry to kill” you can catch them driving in a car and shooting you up over a little thing these boys are on a different level of crazy
You can hear a Asian Disciples say “I’ll kill yo bitch ass nigga” or “you lucky ion leave yo face on a chain or a shirt” you can even hear them say “I’m itching to kill right now” majority or these are Asian Gangster organizations all drug trafficking kidnapping, murdering these boys are hungry and itching if they don’t have a gun they wanna kill you with they’re hands and throw you in the woods majority or these are southeast Asians but the disciples are welcoming all ethnicity who are willing to join the Org but they’re not just letting anyone in you have to prove that you’re are crazy enough to join meaning they want you to “kill someone” “run into someone’s house and rob the home”
by Asian Investigators September 25, 2022
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Asian condom

What the spice/flavouring packets for instant ramen/noodles are called since they look similar to condom packets
"Yo, Yam can you hand over the asian condom? These noodles lack flavour"
by TheGuyNextPlanet March 17, 2024
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Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.
Ashwin became an Asian aspirant after majoring in international business at the University of Washington
by user42355t6 March 3, 2023
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Caucasian-Asian

Like an "Asian tiger mom". A white person who has adopted Asian cultural characteristics.
My mom is a Caucasian-Asian; I must be perfect.
by Sanie Tizer February 7, 2022
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