A Wet Apple Bobber is someone that performs traditional Apple Bobbing but performs the act of taking both of a man's nuts in their mouth in a swimming pool, bath tub, hot tub, lake, ocean or other body of water. While Wet Apple Bobbing has variations such as underwater apple bobbing, true Wet Apple Bobbing is mostly performed and enjoyed on the water's surface. The male will float on his back which allows his scrotum to become buoyant and float on the surface of the water. The Bobber will then take in both nuts into the mouth and orally copulate as desired. Wet Apple Bobbing is known for being as equally soothing and relaxing as it is stimulating.
During their recent visit to Florida, Roger and Diane enjoyed spending time in the open ocean. While swimming and frolicking, Roger also found himself enjoying Diane's good old fashion Wet Apple Bobbing.
by Eaton Holgoode March 06, 2015
Junior High School chicks that hang around the Apple store 24/7 taking hideous pictures of themselves with the "hot effects" that Apple PhotoBooth has to offer (17 ugly-ass effects). I guess they aren't really sluts, but its hard to tell what it is they want, hanging around a place looking hot all the time. Often times these girls will take hundreds of pictures just to get that "perfect one" for their MySpace. Also, when they sign in to MySpace to upload that hot-ass picture, they almost always forget to sign out. This makes it very easy to ruin their life, because as you know, each teenage girl has put her entire soul and power into her myspace, a bit like Sauron and The One Ring.
Apple Store Sluts:
Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.
Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.
Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!
(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)
Becky: OH. EM. GEE. Julianna, I simply HAVE to put this one on my MySpace, oh it's so perfect.
Julianna: Oh totally, we should take some more, maybe using some more of these rad filters.
Karen: Yeah guys we can't stop now, I still have 7 empty slots in my MySpace pictures section!
(The lame bitches upload their pictures, and then leave the store. Yet they are so naive, the forget to sign off. I enter the door, go on their MySpaces, delete everything, leave awful comments, delete some pictures, and my work is done. I have cast the ring into the fires of mount doom whence it came.)
by calhopkins December 16, 2006
The ghetto pronunciation of bon appetit. This specifically revealed the bigger issue on social media where people instead used smaller words to lazily pronounce the word they're looking for, spawning the subreddit r/boneappletea.
by Hardstuck Internet October 23, 2018
A sudden, involuntary inputting movement generated through frequent work with unstable computer programs.
Walter: I had been working on that scene for hours when the bloody ProTools crashed. I thought I had lost everything!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!
by joakim22 November 30, 2011
The act of finding a broken (or even working) iPod and droping it in a bucket of lube then switching it to vibrate ( if possible ) and either shoving it up your vag (or your girlfriends) to pleasure yourself or others.
Guy: Last night i gave my partner an awesome apple lube pod with my iPhone while it was on vibrate. She loved it and i can still smell her pussy whenever someone calls me!
Guy 2 : Awesome bro !
Guy 2 : Awesome bro !
by Uzumaki undead June 23, 2011
Guy #1 - Omg dude i gotta go to the bathroom!
Guy #2 - Whats wrong with him
Guy #3 - Hees got the Green Apple Splatter
Guy #2 - Whats wrong with him
Guy #3 - Hees got the Green Apple Splatter
by adhd7 April 07, 2009
The smell associated with new products from Apple Inc. Similar to a new car smell or new shoe smell, and can have intoxicating effects to Apple "fanboys". The smell is dependent on the size of the Apple product, as well as the cost and will gradually fade away, forcing you to buy bigger, newer, and more expensive Apple gadgets to satisfy your cravings.
Dude1: Dude, Jake just got a new iPod a few weeks ago, now he's getting an iMac and a Macbook Pro too!
Dude2: must be the new Apple smell getting to him
Dude1: damn, that shit kills
Dude2: must be the new Apple smell getting to him
Dude1: damn, that shit kills
by Delphinus8742 January 17, 2010