Bone apple tea

The ghetto pronunciation of bon appetit. This specifically revealed the bigger issue on social media where people instead used smaller words to lazily pronounce the word they're looking for, spawning the subreddit r/boneappletea.

Got myself some chicken permission tonight... Bone apple tea!

by Hardstuck Internet October 23, 2018

apple lube pod

The act of finding a broken (or even working) iPod and droping it in a bucket of lube then switching it to vibrate ( if possible ) and either shoving it up your vag (or your girlfriends) to pleasure yourself or others.

Guy: Last night i gave my partner an awesome apple lube pod with my iPhone while it was on vibrate. She loved it and i can still smell her pussy whenever someone calls me!

Guy 2 : Awesome bro !

by Uzumaki undead June 23, 2011

Apple-S Spasm

A sudden, involuntary inputting movement generated through frequent work with unstable computer programs.

Walter: I had been working on that scene for hours when the bloody ProTools crashed. I thought I had lost everything!
Randy: Really?
Walter: Actually, the Apple-S Spasm must have kicked in. Turns out I had saved the project only moments before the crash.
Randy: You're a legend!

by joakim22 November 30, 2011

Green Apple Splatter

diarrhea, cant get any simpler than that.

Guy #1 - Omg dude i gotta go to the bathroom!

Guy #2 - Whats wrong with him

Guy #3 - Hees got the Green Apple Splatter

by adhd7 April 6, 2009

new Apple smell

The smell associated with new products from Apple Inc. Similar to a new car smell or new shoe smell, and can have intoxicating effects to Apple "fanboys". The smell is dependent on the size of the Apple product, as well as the cost and will gradually fade away, forcing you to buy bigger, newer, and more expensive Apple gadgets to satisfy your cravings.

Dude1: Dude, Jake just got a new iPod a few weeks ago, now he's getting an iMac and a Macbook Pro too!

Dude2: must be the new Apple smell getting to him

Dude1: damn, that shit kills

by Delphinus8742 January 17, 2010

Yucky Pus Apple

When your zit gets so huge and then gets infected so that it represents a large, pus leaking, granny smith apple.

Travis: Hey man, look at this huge zit on my face.........

Me: Holy shit Travis, that's a pus yucky pus apple you're carryin'!

Travis: Damn.

by LuigiXmission.420 September 6, 2010

Candy Apple Red

that prefect color red. So beauty you just want to eat it up, whether it be a Candy Apple or Lipstick or Candy Apple Red color classic car. Hmm...so yummy looking you could quite possibly jump the person wearing or in or even just stand by it...Oh excuse me. I'm getting carried away.

"Mmm...Candy Apple Red! Oh, it's so hot in here. Come here!"

by brneyegrl83 March 27, 2009