turkey bag gang

groups of strange people you see walking together near you

omg rachel look over at that turkey bag gang

by kynabug1307 July 8, 2021

Fat turkey

A turkey that is fat

Lavar is a fat turkey

by I’yauna July 16, 2020

nasty turkey

When you are fucking a girl doggy style and you stick your thumb in her ass and wiggle your fingers luke turkey feathers.

I tipped this waitress well by giving her a nasty turkey in the parking lot.

by John Rosemont-Pamo December 17, 2023

Turkey

A girl with all of her holes stuffed.

I fucked a turkey last night

by Retro106 January 30, 2020

Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

Rotten Turkey

What my farts smell like

My friend came in my room and said the room smells like rotten turkey as I've been farting

by UltimateDoge December 21, 2022

Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

by Colojolo July 26, 2009