Work Requirements

If you valued you children's lives AT ALL you would stop listening to Jordan Peterson. I'm retiring.

Hym "I have already carried the cart further that you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids ever will. I lifted the cart up with one hand and threw it up the mountain and now you are all walking to catch up. No work requirements because this isn't a government hand-out it's due compensation for my property. You don't get to tell me what I do with my free time and I will work if I feel like working and I won't if I don't. Maybe I'll get a job as a pornstar and give hope to all the baby dicks one filthy tattooed onlyfans girl at a time."

by Hym Iam June 3, 2025

chaos works

a duo band combined with the extreme radness of uncle Skeen and daddy Duffy. they pretty much rocka shocka a lot. plus the lead singers are fuckign hot.

chaos works fucking rocks

by Adjhdf September 15, 2006

Old work

Someone you used to have relations with.

That was my old work from last year.

by osy_wan May 13, 2024

I have no idea --- I just work here

Then you SHOULD know (duh)!

It isn't fair to employ people to work for you, but then not tell them all of the basic stuff about your establishment, thus obliging them to sometimes humiliatedly reply, "I have no idea --- I just work here" when queried about something related to your company's operations or policies. Any employee should be able to answer most frequently-asked questions about your place of business that might logically be posed by the general public.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019

works fast

a guy who has had sex with a woman he is dating much sooner than everyone else would have anticipated

He's been going out with Alice for two days and he's already slept with her? Damn, he works fast!

by Private Skittles May 28, 2017

Work for it

An all American, “Blue Colar” man thinking if you want anything in this world you got to work for it.

If you want to earn anything in this world you got to “Work for It”~Dmaxryno

by PP WEE WEE August 1, 2021

working the bottom

When a Supervisor is heavily at work ensuring the crew is spinning the top, the other members of the crew sexually assaulting his bottom area.

Hey T, Q sure was occupied watching the top spinning. He didn’t even realize they were blasting him from the bottom end. He’s not going to be able to walk tomorrow after working the bottom like that.

by ESNS Untouchables June 28, 2024