West Virginia Mattress

a sex position where 3 relatives sandwich each other and engage in oral sex
Dude did you hear that Brad's family did a West Virginia Mattress last night?
by J-Kwan June 02, 2006
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Upper West Sider

upper west siders live in rent controlled apartments that they brag about paying $350/month for. They are the cheapest, most inconsiderate, self-righteous people walking around, in addition to the sense of entitlement that they harbor.
That Fucking Upper West Sider has a huge sense of entitlement, plus she didn't pick up her dog's shit from the middle of the sidewalk!
by the Geniette in a bottle July 07, 2010
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upper west side

The upper west side is if not the BEST place to resid in NYC!!! It is beautiful, has beautiful people, and yes..i admit they are extremly rich or nuavo rich..but hey it is full of rich families. Just because you live there does not mean you are snobby. I attend a prep school, live in a penthouse suite with my own doorman on the UWS- and i am not snobby at all. I am a prep, and a true preppy isn't snobby. We are just unapproached and that is a common miscoseption about preppies..
The upper west side is one of the best places you'll ever go in your life! It roxz and if you can afford to live there you should, ITS the BEST part of the whole of Manhattan , actually in NYC..Come visit us!
by Talan May 12, 2006
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West Virginia Douche

The act of pissing in your cousin while you are fucking her.
Bubba just gave her a West Virginia Douche.
by Mity J October 19, 2006
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west

Used whilst one is said to "crack" a west.

Can be used to define ones "side".
I cracked a West at this chumby and sped off to my ghetto homeland on the west side.
by Harry March 19, 2004
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Shawnee Mission West

Shawnee Mission West is by far the coolest of the Shawnee Mission Schools. Their biggest rival of these schools is Shawnee Mission East, but West wins every time. Because they're awesome. The mascot is a Viking (who was an actual person) as opposed to a Lancer (WTF is that anyways?) and overall the SMW kids are just cooler.
Girl: Did you hear about the Shawnee Mission West VS. Shawnee Mission East game?
Boy: Oh yeah, Shawnee Mission West was dom. They always are.
by A_Viking April 27, 2011
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West End Girl

girl who only fucks from the front
Brett: When you gonn let me hit from the back
Ashley: Sorry, Imma West End Girl
by Brebre Sanaa January 14, 2014
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