Vagina Goggles

Using one’s libido and sexual desires to choose a ‘suitable’ partner, often ignoring that individual’s faults, red flags, negative traits, etc.

Oh girl, he was super hot but such a narcissistic jerk, you were definitely wearing your vagina goggles for that one.

by RogueMedic911 February 16, 2019

vagina slaughter

When you and your complicated lover, have frequent and long lasting sex, resulting in an extremely sore vagina, thus causing involuntary slaughter of her vagina.

Mom… I am suffering from vagina slaughter… can you bring me a frozen dildo to ice my swollen vagina…

by Omry Skene November 6, 2022

Vagina Buns

When a women's pussy lips are so fat, it’s as big as her ass.

DUDE!! I WENT TO ASHLEY’S LAST NIGHT AND I SWEAR SHE HAD THE BIGGEST, MOST FATTEST VAGINA BUNS IVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

by bambinogambino3005 January 7, 2022

The Vagina Whisperer

Sheldon

I hangout with The Vagina Whisperer, I had so many orgazms that I am getting wet just thinking about it.

by The V.W. December 10, 2021

vagina slay

the better version of girl power

girl power! vagina slay!

by mompy2 January 28, 2022

Covid Vagina

When you have splinters in your ass hole.

“Damn, I got covid vagina Barry Scott.”
“Yeah, me too Stephanie. It sucks.”

by Dirtywaterfan10 January 2, 2021

Nutella Vagina

A sex move where one shits into the woman's vagina.

I gave my girlfriend a Nutella Vagina yesterday and I think she's packing her bags.

by epicpoggersbasedchadman February 23, 2021