gasping turtle

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass she throws up and is gasping for air.

person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.

by mackieeeee September 23, 2009

Frosty Turtle

To become annoyed by someone's insensitive action, no matter how small it is. May also result in giving back the cold shoulder.

Jen got all frosty turtle when she found out she wasn't invited to Ann's dinner party.

by mouserat73 February 24, 2011

Office Turtle

1.) A person who influences those around him in a work environment by being immature, inconciderate, rude, loud, argumentative, and/or distractive to those around them.

2.) Someone who "trolls" others around himself/herself while they themselves are supposed to be working.

1.)The Secretary of Defense spends all her time office turtling.

2.) "Jenny is being such an office turtle."
"I agree; she keeps bothering me while I'm trying to work."

by The Office Turtles Brigade March 22, 2012

microwave turtle

The act of engaging in hardcore anal intercourse while in a sauna. Both participants are wearing cardboard boxes so that they look like turtles. Not for the faint of heart, or those who don't know the glory of being assfucked by a turtle.

I LIKE BIG TITTIES IN MY MICROWAVE TURTLE

by Appl3Python April 25, 2014

Ninja Turtle Sex

Sex with backpacks on

let's have ninja turtle sex
great! I'll wear my new backpack

by DanKuren September 17, 2016

Brown turtle

A brown turtle is conducted much like a secret Santa. Except one gift is replaced with a log of shit. Everyone opens a gift in a Yankee swap fashion and whoever opens the log of shit (brown turtled) loses that years swap. Thus having to be deemed the brown turtle until the following Christmas.

Billy: "lets all pick a number for the brown turtle"

Fran: "I got number one!!" *opens first gift and sees a log of shit* "FUCK"

Group: "FRAN GOT BROWN TURTLED!!"

Billy:"Better luck next year brown turtle"

by Tolman December 18, 2017

Dick Turtle

Game played by males in which they whip out their cock in front a snapping turtle. They must taut the turtle with their dick and try to make him walk 4 feet, slowing backing up so the turtle will follow. If you make the turtle walk 4 feet you win, if the turtle gets your dick you lose. Winner gets to keep your dick. You can only lose once.

Male 1: You down for a game of Dick Chicken later

Male 2: I can't, I played Dick Turtle yesterday and lost.

by Oldnelly June 9, 2018