by Lop lop March 09, 2010
Why does he always have a poker face all the time?
by Light Joker June 09, 2005
A sad face is an expression used in electronic communication such as texting and emails to convey an emotion without using an emoticon. Nevertheless, caution should be used when interpreting this term due to wide range of emotions that may be attached to it. It could mean "sad face" as in "I pouted for half a second" or it could mean "sad face" as in "I'm broken hearted beyond belief." "Sad face" is tied with "I am" for the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
He thought she was joking when she texted him "Sad face" but then she threw herself off of a cliff and he always blamed himself for her suicide.
by Nightofultimatefrisbee August 13, 2009
Someone who has two faces or parts to their personality. Like they'll be all nice to you one second and when you're gone start talking about you behind your back.
Mary: Oh my gosh! Hey Laura!
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!
*once Laura is gone*
Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?
Laura: Heyy!
Mary: You look so cute today!
Laura: Thx. :)
Mary: Well see you later hun!
Laura: Bye Mary!
*once Laura is gone*
Mary: Ugh, I'm tired of that two-faced bitch.
Stephanie: I know right?
by The Hit September 08, 2009
Ex. 1 - A crotch face is a person born with a strange physical retardation. In this case, Their Genitals are in place of their face, and face in place of genitals.
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.
Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.
See also Dickhead,Arse Face
These are the only retards you are allowed to laugh at, but they are extremely rare, only one is born every year and they do not like to come out of their homes.
Ex. 2 - A general insult for a person being a dick. Can also be used when others are using genital size as insult.
See also Dickhead,Arse Face
Gayass: Hey Your Dick Is So small you need a microscope.
Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you
Other Guy: At Least Im Not A Crotch face like you
by ChrisMaBiss April 06, 2009
1 - "Oi! Face ache! Get your arse over here!"
2 - "Ow! He hit me really hard and now I have face ache!"
2 - "Ow! He hit me really hard and now I have face ache!"
by Corinne Simpson October 15, 2006
When someone squints their eyes, light their head up, either has their hand over or on their lips OR their mouths are puckered/open.
You gunna hit em' with that lightskin face. Eww that boy doin the lightskin face... He aint even that cute.
by MixedGirl27 August 17, 2017