Jack Roberts

a fucklefart who sucks a whole lotta bbc in the school bathrooms 😩🤤

"WOAH dudeee look! See that guy?? That's Jack Roberts!"
"DAYUMM, i wish i was that cool.."

by shelbitchhhh August 27, 2017

you trace roberts having ass nigga

a fuck nigga who is down for anything; angry barbaric butt sex, goon challenges, super semen time, freaky frank fucking time and gay sex with guacamole nigga penises.

ray:"you trace roberts having ass nigga".
"damn bro my bad im just into everything freaky".
ray:"all good twin love you bro".

by ni double g a June 13, 2025

Robert

Robert is the boss. He also has a long dick.

Not so deep Robert because my pussy hurts.

by lm420 January 2, 2017

Robert

Robert is a one of a kind man. He is super handsome. He has the gyat. There is one bad thing about him…… he is very gay.

My friend Robert is something else

by JakeSmitty44 January 26, 2024

Robert

The type of guy to get into lots of entanglements and never get caught.

Friend: What ever happened to that one girl?
A Robert: Oh, she was just an entanglement, like the rest.

by Robert is the best name July 12, 2020

Robert

A uber coolio walrus

Me: "Do you like Robert?"

by CirleGuy January 26, 2023

Baskin Roberts trust fund band

It would be wrong, nay dumbfounded, to accuse Seth MacFarlane of being a really creepy guy. In safer reality, MacFarlane is merely a trust fund band. His entire existence, net worth, power and popularity can be traced entirely to his enormous trust fund that he inherited from his father who was a senior executive at Baskin Roberts. A hard pill to swallow: Seth MacFarlane is a trust fund band. It has been a successful meme since 2011.

Me: Seth MacFarlane? I've heard that he is a proud benefactor of the Baskin Roberts trust fund band!
Other: Cram it, fundie! His shows have been shit ever since I discovered Baskin Roberts.
Me: Well, it's just the facts.

by Baskinbros January 25, 2024