batty paper

Another workd for toilet paper.

Used to clean your batty crease after the toilet
Jheeze I forgot to get some "batty paper" from the shop
by slyy99 September 2, 2021
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Double excel toilet paper is as it states, toilet paper. Although, it excels the normal height of your regular toilet paper and has twice the wiping power. With the environment we currently live in, it is an essential item and you are considered a peasant without one.

Person 1: Dang we ran out of toilet paper!

Person 2: Don't worry! We still have some double excel toilet paper . With twice the wiping power!
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#extremewipingpower #poop #toilet #Tiktok
by RTXShadow_ April 28, 2020
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wrinkled papers

In the theme of 'white papers' & 'non papers', wrinkled papers are documents containing falsehoods.
That article smells of wrinkled papers.
by crayon holder June 16, 2011
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Term Paper text

Noun Any text that you receive that takes up more than 3 individual text messages often comes during a argument with a significant other
dude here it comes "beep, beep, beep" you just got rocked with a term paper text its on now

dude you have 5 new texts i have no clue what order they go in it is a term paper text
by Koooooooz August 7, 2010
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Toilet Paper

When you want to toilet paper Laura's neighbor's house but Kirk suggests you use her sheets instead.
If we use Laura's sheets to toilet paper their house they can use a blacklight and DNA testing to find her.
by Kirk Loveday December 7, 2019
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Paper

A lot of people think something typed on paper is proof of something.
Fiction books are typed on paper, so something being on paper doesn't make it proof of anything, any more than a cop saying something makes it more true than somebody else. Cops lie all the time court. No matter how believable somebody wants to make something they say sound, being on paper isn't actual proof of anything.
by Solid Mantis April 24, 2020
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Paper wasp

A paper wasp is so fucking scary, im not telling you anything you actually need to know about it thats what google is for. but i had one of these things in my fucking room ;-;
Aw RUNNN a paper wasp!!!!!!!!!!!! :O
by Elizabeth1017 June 13, 2020
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