National Jose Day

May 16th is National Jose Day since it is the middle of May.

Jose: Hey do you know what today is?
Rob: It is the middle of May, why?
Jose: Well that makes it National Jose Day

by SplendidNerd May 8, 2021

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National Mask Day

A future annual event when companies and schools allow employees and students to wear their own DIY face masks in remembering what they used to wear in a pandemic to protect themselves and others.

WHO couldn’t get the unanimous approval of member countries to commemorate National Mask Day post-pandemic.

by MathPlus July 20, 2021

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National Rickroll Day

July 28, 2021 is the day where the official rickroll hit 1 billion views!

I’m celebrating National Rickroll Day by rickrolling people <3

by rickroll enthusiast July 28, 2021

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National Stab a Bitch

If a man/woman tries to touch you on any day between april 24th-27th , stab that hoe 😃

* tries to rape someone*
* gets stab*
National stab a bitch day is for everyone to feel safe. 🙃

by I stomp ppl out.😛 April 20, 2021

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This day is to appreciate your husband for everything he has done for your family, for helping with bring money to the family, helping with the bills, helping bringing food to the table, extra

This day is on August 6th

Wife: thank you for everything you have done for this family
Husband: why are u saying this and your welcome
Wife: because it's National husband Day!!

by Daronad August 6, 2021

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National Creampuff day

On September 5 you go around and use the code word “Creampuff” on a bunch of people. Hold their hand or flirt. If they are educated and don’t like you they will call you butter cup.

Me: it’s national Creampuff day
Me: hey Creampuff

Random: hey buttercup

by Ravenhood_kittie October 18, 2019

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