jack hogan

Very small dick. Very pale boy. Is a bit autistic. Makes fun of people with downsindrome.

I'm going to jack hogan your dick

by Jack Johnson is life May 25, 2016

Straight-jacked

Jacking someone's goods while in direct contact with them.

Victim:"Yo man you guys seen my chronic?"
You:"Yeah... I Straight-jacked it... Blazay Blazay!!"

by John Thomas & Shane Taylor February 11, 2005

Jack Sparrow

The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!

the most humorous of the lot!!

the sexiest of the lot

ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!

but you're forgotten one VERY important thing mate..I'm captain JACK SPARROW

by rahul007 August 14, 2006

Jack-in-the-boxpertise

Expert advice or opinion pertaining to Jack in the Box "Restaurants". This is evidenced in memorization of combo prices, and a working knowledge of which employees mess up your order as well as what shifts they tend to work.

Thanks to my in-depth Jack-in-the-boxpertise, I was prepared ahead of time for the $6.01 price tag of a Medium #4 with a Diet Coke, with curly fries replacing those soggy-ass "Natural Cut Fries".

by spicybrad July 30, 2008

jack diddley

nothing, the absence of certain essentials to whatever what supposed to be going on.

I didn't do jack diddley last night, because I didn't have a car. Or because you didn't call me

by ricky72135 February 19, 2005

Jack Armstrong

Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that he has developed huge forearms as a result.

I think Popeye is a Jack Armstrong. Look at his forearms. He is a sailor and his girlfriend is OLIVE OIL. Together they found SWEET PEA.

by Brutus & Bluto Blockhead May 31, 2006

Jack Osbourne

Talentless piece of shite, actually believes he's a good producer or whatever eventhough he fails to understand he's where he is only thanks to daddy's money. It's more of an occupation than a real vocation.
Too fat, probably from stuffing his face with too many rich foods.
The definition of a meaningless life : due to his father's achievements he will continue to live off his money like a spoilt brat all his life...and probably get fatter in the process.

"Stop playing Jack Osbourne, and start getting serious" meaning stop lying around the house like a fat slob, living off someone else's money and get a job you pathetic cunt.

by greg March 19, 2005