Bake the turkey

Getting stoned

"Yo man let's go bake the turkey"

by Mayospeed December 27, 2014

Turkey-head

A person who joins the gym after a gluttonous christmas period who performs pathetic exercises and quits after a month *moon face*

"can't be arsed goin the gym later, it's gonna be full of turkey-heads"

by MartinezJnr22 January 6, 2015

Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.

My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Turkey Stepping

An exceptional level of enebriation usually resulting from the consumption of multiple different narcotics. When Turkey Stepping, one is visibly off balance, taking exaggerated strides with each knee raised and pointed outwardly.

'Far out bro, I know it's a festival and everyone's pretty buckled but that dude is Turkey Stepping hard.

by riddz April 26, 2015

Turkey Stick

A nickname for the male genitalia.

"I did her so hard last night, I even slapped her in the face with my turkey stick"

by ~Crustard-Tart-Ass~ June 3, 2015

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

Choking The Turkey

Essentially the same as Choking The Chicken, but with a bbc.

My boyfriend came everywhere when I caught him choking the turkey.

by Freesha Vocado July 3, 2016