*Jeb- Neil, you're a total douche-wagger. You have no idea what your talking about!
*Neil- **cries**
*Neil- **cries**
by H.W January 25, 2009
by -Kyle- Bulthuis January 24, 2007
A cross between a complete douche and somebody stupid, proven more effect at winning an argument than two camels in a tiny car.
by paigiesaurpandemic September 05, 2010
An Acid Douche occurs when a male urinates inside of a female. This is often times done as a primitive form of birth control, because it is believed that the acid in the urine would kill all of the sperm cells.
I didn't have any condoms with me, so I went in shorty raw and came quick. Then I gave her an acid douche so my seeds won't catch root.
by El Dawg March 08, 2012
Someone who exceeds every definition of douchebag that their own douchie-ness has propelled them into outer space via a rocket engine.
Tommy shows up at every wedding reception just to get free food and drink. Even when he's not invited. What a DOUCHE ROCKET.
by Cabbage Fartz August 03, 2009
by douchemonster September 05, 2004
1. Someone who thinks his taste in food is real good when actually it isn't.
2. Someone whose taste in food only follows what overating crowds say or what the price says.
2. Someone whose taste in food only follows what overating crowds say or what the price says.
Ken Wey is such a food douche, he thinks Tony Romas is good just because the food there is pricey and overrated by the crowd.
by Jealousyks August 27, 2009