After a night of sex, if your partner is asleep in the morning with there mouth open, you bend over their head and take a giant shit in their mouth. They will then choke on it not expecting it and voila a german sunrise surprise.
by Mr horrible nasty guy May 6, 2010
Get the German sunrise surprise mug.A crude sexual act. It involves a male hiding in a closet, under the bed, on the ceiling fan, etc. while wearing a mask. When a woman (or man if you prefer) walks into the room, the male comes out of hiding and situates themself so that they may ejaculate into the unwary victim's face. You then yell, "SURPRISE BITCH" and run out of the room. For a better effect run naked.
by XRaptor JesusX March 30, 2009
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When you shove your schlong into a girl’s asshole but the second you do. You feel the shit that she had left over from chipotle and have to face the fact that your schlong now has leftover food from her visit from chipotle.
“How was that anal interaction last night brethren??”
“I had surprise anal last night man. I hated it but also enjoyed it.”
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Get the warm surprise mug.When two people are spooning and the spooner decides to slip it in without the sponee's consent it is not considered rape if the spooner shouts BAM SURPRISE! while in the act of slipping it in. Note Bam Surprise can be replaced with other surprising words. ei: SHAZAAM!
"So i was spooning with this girl i brought home last night and decided to slip it in when she was sleeping but i yelled BAM SURPRISE so it's not rape!"
by leonard12 May 24, 2007
Get the bam surprise mug.a black wax candle is used in anal intercourse. Traditionally, Happy Birthday is sung as this is done.
by hellogoodbye123456 February 20, 2009
Get the birthday surprise mug.The act of standing in an alley at night, waiting for a defenseless young blonde girl to come walking by, then proceeding to anally rape her while chanting "for mother Russia!"
I was walking through Harlem the other night when I was assaulted and got a St. Petersburg Surprise.
by incarcerator March 5, 2014
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