surprise kamikazi

The sexual act of the other partner injecting one of the 5 fingers located on the human hand into the said anus

I was tapping this fat bitch the other night and the bitch done do a surprise kamikazi

by thegms June 05, 2024

kinder surprise

when you lick the shit off of your son's finger thinking it's chocolate.

Dad: "Thanks for the Kinder Surprise, Timmy!" *Licks his son's finger*
*Dad notices a pungent smell*
*Dad checks his son's pants*
*Horror*

by brian 2 February 02, 2024

Kinder Surprise

When you push your fart too hard, and you get a little something extra.

"I went for a good fart but it ended up a kinder surprise"

by jermayyandstanlelele April 20, 2024

Kinder Surprise

When you queef a load of cum In your undies unexpectedly

Honey, pull over I just got that Kinder Surprise from earlier!

by northernjizz6669 December 14, 2021

kinder surprise

an action performed in doggy where by the balls (kinder egg) hit against the vagina (the surprise)

omg he kinder surprised me last night, it felt so good

by rassclot May 13, 2025

Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

by 57intherunning August 14, 2023

Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.

Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.

by Butter Mike January 23, 2024