Middle Square

An event (generally unpleasant) that is almost guaranteed to happen, so that it might as well be the "middle square" in a Corporate/Bullshit Bingo card.

Jesus Christ; having Susanna speak up in a meeting without having been asked to might as well be our Middle Square.

by mc2024 January 17, 2025

Four Square Fucker

Any particular kid in my 5th grade four square group who was really fucking stupid and teams on me because I'm too good. Eh idc they are all homeless now anyway.

Jon:I HATE THOSE FOUR SQUARE FUCKERS!!!

Vinnie:yes.
Mason:I got ur back guys!

Jon and Vinnie: Team?

Mason: HELL YES!

by JBJB69420 February 7, 2025

Donster Square King

A Donster Square King is an individual with a square face shape, high arrogance and ego, and a desire to prove himself to apparently be the best at everything you talk to him about.

Ian: Did you hear Ivan say he was a national level Tetris player?
Ethan: Yea, he's such a Donster Square King

by EFDSKBH March 3, 2026

bad square

A body that feels a little out of whack.

My back doesn’t pop like it should so I’m a bad square.

by Pretty Baby Girl February 23, 2025

Elijah Squyres

Christian, saved member of the new kingdom.

Basketball Enthusiast, Outdoorsman, Snowboarder.
Nicknamed Squiggles
Author

"Elijah Squyres is a snowboarder.

by anonymous March 7, 2025

Interstellar Squared

Watching interstellar while high off of some edibles and bong rips, (hence it being an interstellar experience)

D: Aye what you doing tonight T Dawg?
T Dawg: Aye D I’m bout to be interstellar Squared tn
D: Damn bro that’s a pretty good night!

by Lul D September 2, 2025

Jefferson Square Apartments

Affordable housing in Detroit’s Jefferson Chalmers neighborhood, built in ’79. Known locally as part of “The Blue Zone” because of Rollin’ 60s Crips presence and the neighborhood’s deep working-class roots.

“Don’t sleep on them Jefferson Square Apartments—built in ’79, but the block’s history and The Blue Zone vibes run deep.”—Eastside local

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025