Straight smash

Eating like there is no tomorrow

im bout to straight smash on some mcdonalds

by Sthomasbaby June 2, 2011

smash mallow

when u shove a ton of marshmallows up your rectum and out comes a chocolate covered smashed blueberry. but it's not really blue, it's brown as fuck

eh brah u try that smash mallow last night?

oh hell no homie that shit nasty as fuck

by brown mallow 1 2 3 4 March 8, 2017

Gopher Smash

When a guy smacks a guy or girl in the face with a gopher or a penis.

"Bro beans, would you gopher smash that broad over there?"

"Hell yea bromigo"

"Bro I know"

by pwnmaster101 October 10, 2011

Hop on smash bros

Sex haha

Jeff: hop on smash bros

Jim: lmao

by Xx_cocksucker69420_xx February 25, 2021

Smash potatoes

Smash potatoes

What does the phase smash potatoes mean

by anonymous November 7, 2020

smash man

Someone who find it very easy to pick up girls. Usually a dude with blonde hair. He takes every chance he gets, so he is probably smashing your girl right now.

Na na na na na na na na smash man

by Smash Man January 3, 2017

Smash a pasty

To give a lady a jolly good seeing to.

I'm off out tonight, pull a bird and smash a pasty.

by Moomoo17 June 15, 2017