toss salad

refers oral to anal contact. Started as prision sex between men when no women where around. They used vasoline on one mans's anus while another performed oral sex pretended the man's anus was a women's vagina.

I heard you liked to toss salad while in prision.

by davidgonzales2 October 26, 2006

side salad

Marijuana

Dude, I have the munchies and serious cotton mouth. I've been smoking too much side salad!

by PostalMonk April 2, 2009

Boner Salad

1). A euphemism for life being unfair or difficult. A play on "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade" except with dicks.

2). A bad custom order at a diner.

1). Guy 1: Man, when Life gives you lemons, I guess you have to make lemonade.

Guy 2: Yeah, and if life gives you boners, make a boner salad!
Guy 1: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 2: Uhh...

2). "I thought the waitress would have laughed when I ordered the boner salad. At least I know I'm never going back to that restaurant again.

by Pyro Pete August 4, 2010

greek salad

The result of ejaculating semen into a partner's eyes.

"After she blew me, I gave the bitch a greek salad. I totally greeked her."

by Josh Dingus February 12, 2008

tossin a taco salad

licking a dirty mexican dude's asshole

Karen caught me tossin a taco salad down by the border!

by Shel/Allie May 25, 2006

Toss My Salad

The act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one's mouth. And can be widely associated with a chocolate pudding.

Julia: Now, I've had some meat, i would like some salad please?

Peter: Fuck Yesss, ' Toss My Salad Biattccch'

by Da boy! January 13, 2010

salad fingers

One who embodies the definition of creepy; one who caresses things in a creepy manner.

P: i caressed it
L: you are such a salad fingers

by margerine January 1, 2007