Text n' Ride

To either drive while texting or attempting to text.

Tyler: "Carful. Text n' Ride."
Noah: "Where?"
Tyler: "The driver of the black Jeep swerving in and out of the lane next to us."

by Imanei October 18, 2008

riding his jock

1) ingratiating oneself to another person; "kissing up" to someone; kissing ass, "sucking up" to someone, sweating them; brownnosing

2) To speak overly and/or undseservingly well of someone; fawning, gushing, starry-eyed

"Man, ever since Joey got that job working door at the new club, I can't stand to be around him if Angela comes by! She riding his jock so damn hard I want to puke!"

"My history teacher loves President Bush. You should hear him riding his jock."

by rysedk December 24, 2008

white knuckle ride

The act of getting high by snorting cocaine placed on your knuckles.

Those knuckle-heads were on a white knuckle ride all night!

by chitsb January 25, 2011

Inverted Bull Riding

This is the process of koalaing on to the bottom of a bull so that your head is under the testicles of the bull similar to a 69. You fit one testicle inside your mouth and try to hold on for as long as possible.

Yesterday at the rodeo they let me try inverted bull riding, it was a real hoot and a half.

by Johnnyhardcock69 February 17, 2019

Mexican Train Ride

When you have sex with a girl with her on top and she hops from anal to regular sex over your penis.

Only hardcore bitches like Mexican Train Rides.

by .::TITOOOOOOO::. December 11, 2010

Russian Sleigh Ride

A Sexual act to which the woman sits "reverse cow girl" and lays forward to grab the mans feet while the man holds her pony tails like reigns and yells mush.

Hey babe let's take the Russian Sleigh Ride to Moscow

by Nexum crash November 1, 2018

Neopolitan Pony Ride

When a women hate fucks a post mortem riga erection with poo, spoo and pee everywhere.

After her husband died, Diane went for a neopolitan pony ride.

by SickoBitcho July 14, 2009