Deez Nuts

What came in the mail today.

Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"

by Anya Braginski July 19, 2015

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Nut Stache

A mustache on the genitals. With the penis acting as a nose, the nut stache is the pubic hair under the shaft. It also may be part of a full nut beard.

You have such a thick nut stache!

by fire man 12 March 22, 2009

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banana nut

Ingredients (1) banana. (2) nut. When you stick a banana in your ass beat off and right before climax you take out a chunk of the banana put it in your mouth and then nut

Guy:1 Did you hear that guy actually did the Banana nut challenge? Guy 2: Yeah, what a fucking savage.

by DiscretionofSeccesion June 14, 2017

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Nut Swinger

Nut Swinger - when one person has a ghey infatuation with another person , and they hang on there every word ( NUTS ).

Everytime kunkelution says anything steve the "Nut Swinger" steps up and toots his horn...

by COOL MO DEE May 17, 2007

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Pop a nut

when you sit on your njt at the perfect angle to hurt but not crush it- it ofte shoots out from under you
Hence "popping" a nut

I sat down and popped a nut. It hurt like a crazy mutherfucker!!!

I sat and yelled fuck!! Who knew today would be a bad day to wear boxers. Idk id pop a nut!

by A phish December 18, 2009

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Usually occuring in warmer climates and/or leading up to intercourse. Tacky nut is a condition where the ball bag becomes uncomfortably stuck to the inner thigh, causing friction and possibly even twisted nut. Can be remedied by Gold Bonding or best case, having your nuts removed from their protective tighty whiteys, licked clean, and blown dry.

Florida is so fucking hot. My balls we ablaze almost everyday, and by nightfall, I was cursed with a severe case of tacky nut.

by ReTodd January 16, 2006

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