Retarded Animal Babies

A hilarious flash cartoon series, created by David Lovelace. Viewable at Newgrounds. Better than Happy Tree Friends.

"If there's a rusty coat hanger in there...I got an idea for a game."

by Raptor October 21, 2003

Mad Retard Strength

Freakish strength commonly associated with the mentally ill

Fool, don't change the T Shell. She'll go Mad Retard Strength on you, and then it's all over

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

dog shit retard

Someone who is completely retarded, like legit makes you wanna kill yourself.

Vinny: Whats the number for 911?
Owen: You're a fucking dog shit retard.

by uncirumcisedjew October 13, 2017

hat-on-foot retarded

Being drunk, high, or just generally stupid to the the point where you'd do something absolutely retarded like attempting to wear a hat on your foot.

Charlie- "Yo did you see that drunken idiot who lost his shoes?"
Dennis- "Yeah he tried to wear his hat on his foot!"
Charlie- "That asshole is hat-on-foot retarded!'

by Chris_Wright September 26, 2009

taking retards to the zoo

Taking retards to the zoo, is an activity which beholds the stupidity of all man kind. Leading a bunch of mentally dysfunctional people through the most meaningless of tasks. Also a song by the dead milkmen.

How do I send this email? Jesus really it's like taking retards to the zoo.

by s3zero February 4, 2010

Retard-Pops

The really retarded people that are in every school, and who are also popular. See chav, hottie, popular kid.
These people act like they know it all and act like they are hard when they are weak little pussys... Nobody likes then about from their own little "crew" because like treat everyone like dirt but except to be treated like a king or queen in return.

(*) IN EVERY SCHOOL, YEARGROUP, YOU WILL COME ACROSS!
(*) WHATEVER ANYBODY SAYS, THE POPULAR PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS RETARD-POPS!!

THE RETARD-POPS IN AN AMEICAN SCHOOL
Kelly: Like, OMG sistah! I am like, soooooo not inviting jenny to my parteeeeeee because she is soooo lameeeeeee
Stacy: Yar! i know excatly what you meaaaaan sistaaaaah
Kevin: Kelly, will you make outttttt with meeeeeeeeee
Kelly: nooooooo babeeee, i told yah, we are taking it slowleeeeeeee!!
Stacy: okaaaaaaay then, I will liiiiike make out witttttt yooooooouuuuu theeeenn kevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
Kevin: (mwah mwah)

RETARD-POPS IN AN ENGLISH SCHOOL
Mika: letz go cruisin rownd da town in dis badboi CHAZA
Chaza: kkz sxc mika letz go happy slap som gayz bbz
Mika: kk dat shud b funnn
Chaza: yersh i know

THE RETARD RETARD BACKSTABBERS IN ENGLAND:
Ljfoei: omg i am such a lil slut i h8 myself so much
me: ok
Ljfoei: im such a liar and a backstabbing bitchy hoe will u forgive me
me: no
Ljfoei: wWHYYYYyyyy :'(
me: cus i dont like you
Ljfoei: ok

by briiz September 1, 2006

burger king retard

A mentally retarded Burger King employee that sings a song about working at Burger King all day and offers people an "apple pie with dat"

Burger King Retard's song example: "I work at Burger King making flame broiled whoppers, I wear paper hat. Would you like an apple pie with dat? Would you like an apple pie with dat? Ding fries are done! Ding fries are done! I gotta run!...."
Please look up Burger King Retard on Google for more.

You are dumber than the Burger King Retard!

by Jonny Ray January 10, 2007