ass nuts

Dingleberries/hemmoroids.Anything dangling from the ass region.

My ass nuts are killin' me today.

by Tri-State dumb asses January 31, 2008

Deez Nuts

What came in the mail today.

Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"

by Anya Braginski July 05, 2015

the mutt's nuts

if something is the mutt's nuts then it is high in quality

i am the mutt's nuts

by one eyed milkman April 21, 2004

Nut Swinger

Nut Swinger - when one person has a ghey infatuation with another person , and they hang on there every word ( NUTS ).

Everytime kunkelution says anything steve the "Nut Swinger" steps up and toots his horn...

by COOL MO DEE May 04, 2007

Pop a nut

when you sit on your njt at the perfect angle to hurt but not crush it- it ofte shoots out from under you
Hence "popping" a nut

I sat down and popped a nut. It hurt like a crazy mutherfucker!!!

I sat and yelled fuck!! Who knew today would be a bad day to wear boxers. Idk id pop a nut!

by A phish December 18, 2009

tacky nut

Usually occuring in warmer climates and/or leading up to intercourse. Tacky nut is a condition where the ball bag becomes uncomfortably stuck to the inner thigh, causing friction and possibly even twisted nut. Can be remedied by Gold Bonding or best case, having your nuts removed from their protective tighty whiteys, licked clean, and blown dry.

Florida is so fucking hot. My balls we ablaze almost everyday, and by nightfall, I was cursed with a severe case of tacky nut.

by ReTodd January 17, 2006

Fuck nuts

1. Idiots that do stupid shit.

2.Testicles

1.Fuckin fuck nuts stole my shit. ASS!

2.Your girlfriend like my huge fuck nuts.

by Mr. Thomas August 10, 2007