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non-music

So-called music which is either someone talking (they call it rapping) about how they busted a cap in their wife's head over less than 7 seconds of unique sequences of tones (usually bass), or music where an electric guitar is strummed at 100% total harmonic distortion and someone screams worshipping praise to Satan but you can't understand them and it sounds like they are trying to throw up.
Most of what the radio plays these days is non-music. There is no melody.
by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 8, 2005
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country music

1)THE BEST MUSIC ON EARTH!! i dunno what the hell is up up with everyone thinkin that its all just a buncha stupid cowboys singin about pointless things! Its accually somthing that NORMAL people can relate to. Hell if it wasnt for country music, life would stop, cus this is the music that keeps the whole damn world goin!

2)I aint sayin gotta listen to it, but you sures hell had better not be plannin on walkin up to a country boy in yir gangster clothes and tellin him country music sucks, because you shurs hell aint gonna come outta that in one solid piece.
1) (world is spinning just fine) "Awoohoo aw play somthin..." (country music stops and world stops too)

2) Ganster: "Yo, your music sucks!"
Cowboy: "What the?" WHACK!
Ganster: "........"
Cowboy: Shrugs an walks away
by BarrelRunninCowgirl May 17, 2006
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good music

good music is anything you can get high to
the beatles, pink floyd, toole, ALL PROG ROCK, and anything psycadelic
by bob marley is overrated June 4, 2005
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porn music

by joe April 19, 2004
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music theory

The biggest fucking waste of time ever where you lose all sense of self-respect and end up having no clue what's going on because the material is ridiculous and impossible.
Dude, I just got my ass handed to me by that music theory exam.
by hal b February 11, 2006
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country music

dont lie, the little redneck in all of us begs for country music, haha.

Country music is aggravating, but as with many forms of music, its halfway decent when you are straight drunk.
by Hassell April 21, 2005
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beat music

What happens when music hits rock bottom in Los Angeles.
This beat music is heady as fuck.
by o0o0o0o0 May 3, 2015
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