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Ohio Mud Swirl

The act of giving someone a swirly while simultaneously giving it to them in the ass.
Ted gave Jerry an Ohio Mud Swirl in the bathroom last week.
by BiggyHoss May 24, 2023
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mud valve engineer

"oh Wesley i apear to be stuck in your mud valve!"
"Don't worry bruce, shuffle over and get the yellow pages and find the oncall mud valve engineer"
by joshy wash November 3, 2008
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maryland mud crab

The act of pooping on a crab then jamming it in your vagina while your partner sprinkles old bay in your belly button to later lick it out
Luke gave her a Maryland mud crab for Valentine's Day
by Kdogg! May 11, 2017
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funny mud pee

Chinglish, offensive slang.

It sounds like "放你妈的屁" in Mandarin, which means "Stop bullshitting, you motherf***er".

Mostly used when you are contradicting some misleading or fake information about yourself.
Funny mud pee! None of these are real!
by vavavo March 26, 2020
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Mississippi Mud Pie

It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)
Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!
by MarkAnthony512 June 5, 2020
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Alabama Mud Worm

The act of not wiping after pooping then sticking a pinky up your ass then putting it in your partners ass.
Hey babe, we’re out of tp. Guess it’s time for an Alabama mud worm.
by Mothers disappointment January 10, 2020
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Timothy The Mud Hippo

A little hippo from Guyana that was born from a male who mated with a female hippopotamus. Timothy is a scrumptious, muddy hippo with his nibbly nose, luscious lips and caramelized butt cheeks. He loves food especially fried chicken from KFC. He is smooth with the ladies and is a sweetmon.
Timothy the mud hippo loves his daddy tyrone.

Timothy the mud hippo watches the Simpsons all day long.

Timothy ate all of the fried rice and chowmein.
by TheSackAttack May 30, 2020
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