My Mate Maria

A reliable friend who will always listen with no judgment. They are the honest one who will tell it how it is and wont take shit from anything called FUckinG Joey

Heyy look! Its My Mate Maria! Ain't they fun and all that!

by Public Toilet Enthusiast November 11, 2021

vibe material

When someone or something fits the vibe

"Hey, whaddya think about Susan? She fun to hang with?"

"Hell yeah man, totally vibe material"

by Lames1559 September 5, 2021

nah mate see ya

An exit interview strategy applied to employers who are mentally handicapped and require assistance understanding the basics of people management. While exiting a companies employ, you should employ the “Nah mate, see ya” as your exit interview strategy. A standard exit interview interaction would go along these lines:

Receptionist: “What are you doing here?”
You: “Dropping my stuff off”
Boss: “Can we have a chat please?”
You: “Nah mate, see ya”
Mic drop, exit front door

I gave my old boss a bit of the old “Nah mate see ya”
“Can we talk about this please?”, “Nah mate, see ya”

by honneamise September 5, 2021

dirty mateasha

Shoving a Xbox controller in their ass while shoving two Nintendo switch joycons and a Xbox controller in their pussy while their vibrate inv and fuck then while choking

I fucked her so hard after the dirty Mateasha

by Pentquad September 7, 2021

dirty mateasha

The act of putting an Xbox controller into her ass while putting two vibrating Nintendo joycons and vibrating Xbox controller (preferably your main one)in her vagina and fucking her while choking her

Dude I think she liked the dirty Mateasha a little too much

by Pentquad September 7, 2021

Wifey Material

Emily Ramirez

Sheeeeshhh Emily is wifey material

by adrianl September 30, 2021

generative materialism

Paradigm that elements of feeling (figmas) have a bijective relationship with elements of thought (psychometers) in a closed-system.

The idea that the immune system subjects discrete lines-of-thought to a bending force between supersymmetry and perception-resolution.

In generative materialism your thoughts share a 1-to-1 relationship with elements of your immune system--figmas--such that your immune system bends your elements of thought before they reach perception-resolution (object-grammetry).

Thus; you are meeting elements of your immune system in a drug-induced hallucination.

by metastatic November 22, 2021