meat flaps

when a females genitals are so flappy and used the insides sag out and hang from exhaustion

man i saw my mums meat flaps the other day, it looked dead

by Hakko December 11, 2003

blind meat

A penis with a very tight foreskin that can't be retracted when penis is erect. The penis head or glans can't be seen. This condition is called "phimosis"

Dude....you should get that blind meat snipped!

by microaperture December 29, 2010

meat pickle

meat pickle = dong, dink, dick

yo, i bet that guy craves the flavor of the meat pickle.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

Meat Fiend

A male with a fetish for fresh young virgins, or a female with a real hunger for a male's love length or meat flume.

"Dude, that Dr Sheeble is a real meat fiend!"

by Dr Sheeble October 18, 2008

Meat Spanker

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

by Nick July 15, 2003

Speedo meat

1. Genitalia clearly visible through swimming shorts, trunks or briefs.
2. General term for male genitals.

'Look at the Speedo Meat on that'
'Eat my Speedo meat'
'My Speedo meat is itchy as hell, pass the yoghurt Bruce'

by Dogfrog September 8, 2007

squirrel meat

a small 11th grade scrawny kid from south Carrol who shits in random bathrooms and doest get caught. chances are he wont get caught be he continues to shit at random.

hey squirrel meat did you just pull a poop bandit in Mr. Davis's room?

by edger ruiz June 6, 2011