Matthew chong

Some guy never knows what he is doing and says random inappropriate stuff out loud, he uses girls as toothbrushes. He has a flat ass and nipple peircings. He is so short the ants accidentally step on him.

Oh god my boyfriends a matthew chong

by Santa hoe hoe hoe December 9, 2016

Matthew

Comes by a dime a dozen. Matthews are like pokemon cards. Usually you draw a common and you're disappointed, but every once in a while you get a shiny legendary card and you laminate it. And exactly like pokemon cards, you don't know how the fuck they work.

I found a rare Matthew Bare and had him laminated.

by potatodonkey February 24, 2022

Matthew

A good person, unless your talking about me, then a real shitty person

Me: There is only one bad Matthew, and its me

by Im Fucking Ur mom right now ;) January 31, 2022

matthew rustad

man matthew your rilly cool

Matthew Rustad-the coolist man or yung man youl ever meat.

by wow thats nice October 17, 2019

Matthew and Kylie

Matthew and Kylie’s have the best relationship,they have a trustworthy relationship and belong together. They start off as friends and deny all the rumors that they like each other. They speak often and understand each other, they enjoy the same sports and only one in particular they both do. They date in high school and end up living together at a young age, they get married and have kids. He is famous and she is good with numbers and accounts, she helps him with his work as he is not good in this department. They make a cute couple and love each other dearly.

Matthew and Kylie are the cutest couple

by Katerzyna October 2, 2018

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

Matthew

asshole

matthew rider is a matthew

by Matthew rider September 3, 2021