Matthew Booth

Gambling addicted fool.

Matthew Booth, couldn’t write the menu properly because he’s an gambling addicted fool, too busy looking at horse racing.

by BeardedChef September 11, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is the type of person who will always be at your side no matter what. He has a heart of gold and is the sweetest guy you've ever met. Matthew might not be the smartest or the wittiest but he is the most patient man you''ll ever meet with amazing surprises up his sleeve. He's modest, and fun to be around and can be the most extroverted or introverted person you'll meet, just depends on the people he's around with. Matthew is the type of person you should never let go of, amazing overall :)

-Dude did you see that guy standing there with a group of people?

- yeah, hes totally a Matthew

by clickityclackityquack August 5, 2022

Matthews

Matthews is a god who fucks the daughter and the mom.

Matthews has a huge big black cock and will slang it across your face

Matthews slanged his cock across my face🤤 -Susie

by 1234-777887 November 21, 2021

Matthew

A guy who loves ceci tuccitto

he is such a matthew (ceci)

by JMONTAE November 12, 2019

Matthew

A fat ugly nasty cheating ass bitch ugly nasty rat that everyone hate he’s a player and he’s ugly

hes such a Matthew

by That bihh may January 30, 2020

chronnie matthews

A synonym for smokeing Marijuana, to be used around authority figures to avoid detection.

you want to go hang out with chronnie matthews after work?

i hung out with chronnie matthews after school yesterday

by thelittlemewese August 31, 2008

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024