Performative Male

A subgenre of "nice guys" that tries too hard to be in touch with their feminine side or pretends to like things like K-Pop, tote bags, reading, matcha, Laufey, or the like to improve their popularity with girls. This will often mean ditching their true selves to put up a facade for their partner 24/7 and may lead to strain in relationships when their partner learns that he was only acting in that manner to get some action.

Guy 1: "OMG, you wanna go to the salon and listen to Clairo later? We could go get matcha after that."

Guy 2: "mf didn't you cheat on your last girlfriend a week ago?? You're such a Performative Male."

by Mr. Defender July 14, 2025

Donda Male

The highest type of male in the hierarchy, there are only 2 Donda’s in the world, one of them being Kanye West. Donda males stand higher than both alpha and sigma.

This guy is just saying Donda Donda Donda over and over again.
I know right, he’s such a Donda Male.

by GreedyNose1034 September 17, 2021

Alfie Male

Like so he is kinda cool, funny, nice and gentle. Has a normal sized shlong

Ur an Alfie male

by anonymous May 25, 2022

sigma male

A male that hasn't come out of the closet, that is too ugly for instagram, too lonely for facebook.

That Sigma male needs to come out of the closet. He doesn't have to gaslight himself thinking he is a stud

by ilikenarwals October 4, 2023

Male Nose Ring Theory

If a Male has a Nose Ring he is almost certainly a Leftist cuck and a White Knight. He will constantly argue for far Left ideology. Indulges in things like polyamory and awful tattoos. Should be avoided by any means.

“There it is - the Male Nose Ring Theory in action”

“He’s going to tell us about Third Wave Feminism isnt he?”

by Ebloodsports September 17, 2025

Yogurt Male

A sexual predator who is badass, cool, and sexy

Henry is such a yogurt male! His gf is only 11

by fizzics235 September 8, 2023

Scarbo Male

A Scarbo Male is a man who likes to rub the genitals of other men all over their faces. They also exhibit strong qualities and behaviours such as, but not limited to: grabbing the asses of other men, being professional e-sport players, or listening to "the weeknd".

Person 1: Hey, I didn't know you were a Scarbo Male!
Person 2: Yeah, I hawk tuah'ed on that group of yn's earlier.

by superduperscarbolover December 2, 2024