When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.
"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"
by Trollbert June 29, 2022
Get the jizz plankmug. by Jizzday January 2, 2023
Get the National Jizz Daymug. Like Blood Bending from Avatar the Last Air Bender, but one would cause an ejaculation through the stimulation of semen and surrounding tissue.
by Korra April 12, 2013
Get the Jizz Bendmug. A unit of measuring a squirt of a condiment of your choice, With a thicker texture ie. Mayonnaise ranch or Ceasars dressing, although part of the dressing family a vinaigrette is not used in reference to this unit of measure,
by CoDizzle_11 March 27, 2024
Get the A jizzmug. by Jassuncle February 22, 2022
Get the Jizz-Spikemug. by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024
Get the Type jizzmug. A Jizz Chasm is the person that steals a Gillygut's last Meat Missile during a lakeside Pickle Baller orgy.
That sombitch Rusty Kuntz just Jizz Chasm'd the last hot dog... i should smack my paddle up side his yap dipper
by Chilifart April 10, 2024
Get the jizz chasmmug.