by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017
Get the jizz n jet mug.When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww
But it's nice 😋
But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!
He jizz on my ass!
He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
Get the jizz on my ass mug.Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018
Get the Jizz Dumpling mug.Nathaniel noticed the new girl in class had a particularly fine pair of buttocks, and decided to express his interest to his friend Kyan.
Nathaniel: fruit jizz on that girl's ass my dude
Kyan: *sips rockstar* agreed my dude. Her buttocks do look very fine indeed.
Nathaniel: *taps girls ass*
Nathaniel: fruit jizz on that girl's ass my dude
Kyan: *sips rockstar* agreed my dude. Her buttocks do look very fine indeed.
Nathaniel: *taps girls ass*
by MrKappa March 6, 2019
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Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »
by Jizzbingiselle June 12, 2018
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