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jizz n jet

To ejaculate on a female companion and leaving afterwards
went to Becky's house only to jizz n jet
by calvin gerbil August 15, 2017
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jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋
So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!
by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017
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Jizz Dumpling

Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?

-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018
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Fruit Jizz

A form of expressing approval of a female's buttocks or bosom
Nathaniel noticed the new girl in class had a particularly fine pair of buttocks, and decided to express his interest to his friend Kyan.

Nathaniel: fruit jizz on that girl's ass my dude
Kyan: *sips rockstar* agreed my dude. Her buttocks do look very fine indeed.
Nathaniel: *taps girls ass*
by MrKappa March 6, 2019
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Emotional Jizz

When you cum from pure beauty not from being sexually aroused.
My first emotional jizz was because my dad said he loved me.
by snorlax blumpkin December 22, 2018
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Jizz bin

Janet « I can't believe I slept with three different men again last night... »
Veronica « Janet, you’re such a jizz bin! »
by Jizzbingiselle June 12, 2018
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goo jizz

goo jizz is a new kind of free jazz, only with semen instead of musical instruments
wow, babe, that goo jizz sure is groovy!
by Candyman Can July 14, 2018
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