Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell
The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar
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Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.
People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!
Achieves little but laughs at those trying.
Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.
Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.
People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!
Achieves little but laughs at those trying.
Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.
Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Adam will jerk you around pretending to give a damn only to laugh at you because you’re the inside joke! …I.e. dumbass
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Jerasyn people will forever love Prime.
Jerasyn people will forever love Prime.
Girl 1: Did you see that Jerasyn?
Girl 2: Yeah! He rizzed up my level 25 gyatt using his mog abilities
Girl 2: Yeah! He rizzed up my level 25 gyatt using his mog abilities
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