petroleum jelly

The act of feeling envious towards another region's gasoline/petrol prices.

New Yorker: "Gas over here is down to $3.29 per gallon. I just filled up today."

Californian: "It's $4.57 over here. You have no idea how petroleum jelly I am of you right now."

by babypiratesnapchat2 March 7, 2023

I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013

jelly rice chan

a boy with bugs on his whole body. Highly dangerous and not recommended to get too close.

jelly rice chan is chan Chun ho

by mosesfan November 21, 2022

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

The act of 69ing while the male has freshly left the bathroom without wiping whilst the female is at the peak of her period, thus creating a cycle of them eating their bodily leakage.

Jared and Kris had some Peanut Butter Jelly Time earlier today, I can’t believe they went that far!

by Totally Unknown Person March 23, 2025

Jelly Bean

A woman's clitoris.

I want to taste her jelly bean.

by Yum Yum Sauce March 23, 2021