jack hogan

Very small dick. Very pale boy. Is a bit autistic. Makes fun of people with downsindrome.

I'm going to jack hogan your dick

by Jack Johnson is life May 25, 2016

Straight-jacked

Jacking someone's goods while in direct contact with them.

Victim:"Yo man you guys seen my chronic?"
You:"Yeah... I Straight-jacked it... Blazay Blazay!!"

by John Thomas & Shane Taylor February 11, 2005

jack diddley

nothing, the absence of certain essentials to whatever what supposed to be going on.

I didn't do jack diddley last night, because I didn't have a car. Or because you didn't call me

by ricky72135 February 19, 2005

Jack-in-the-boxpertise

Expert advice or opinion pertaining to Jack in the Box "Restaurants". This is evidenced in memorization of combo prices, and a working knowledge of which employees mess up your order as well as what shifts they tend to work.

Thanks to my in-depth Jack-in-the-boxpertise, I was prepared ahead of time for the $6.01 price tag of a Medium #4 with a Diet Coke, with curly fries replacing those soggy-ass "Natural Cut Fries".

by spicybrad July 30, 2008

Jack Sparrow

The best pirate to sail the horizon!!!

the most humorous of the lot!!

the sexiest of the lot

ladies and gentleman:its CAPT. Jack Sparrow!!!

but you're forgotten one VERY important thing mate..I'm captain JACK SPARROW

by rahul007 August 14, 2006

Jack Armstrong

Slang Name, no offence to any dude who might actually have this name -- I know of no Jack Armstrong. A dude who Jacks off so much that he has developed huge forearms as a result.

I think Popeye is a Jack Armstrong. Look at his forearms. He is a sailor and his girlfriend is OLIVE OIL. Together they found SWEET PEA.

by Brutus & Bluto Blockhead May 31, 2006

Jack Osbourne

Talentless piece of shite, actually believes he's a good producer or whatever eventhough he fails to understand he's where he is only thanks to daddy's money. It's more of an occupation than a real vocation.
Too fat, probably from stuffing his face with too many rich foods.
The definition of a meaningless life : due to his father's achievements he will continue to live off his money like a spoilt brat all his life...and probably get fatter in the process.

"Stop playing Jack Osbourne, and start getting serious" meaning stop lying around the house like a fat slob, living off someone else's money and get a job you pathetic cunt.

by greg March 19, 2005