Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025

me-jerk reaction

Reacting according to a certain habitual manner; unthinking:

a knee-jerk conservative.

When you talk about issues today, all you seem to hear is a me-jerk reaction.

by Chefspam May 31, 2018

Jerk jerk

When you eat beef jerky while you jerk off.

"What are you doing tonight?" "Oh not much, just planning a Jerk Jerk session later."

by sullyvan September 29, 2017

A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate

Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction

by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025

JERK jangle January

When you jerk of In every part of the house for the rest of January also called JJJ

I cought Jake doing the JERK jangle January in the family dining room. Creme every were. He definitely spiced up the fake oranges on the table JJJ

by Nustabut January 7, 2021

Circle Jerk

A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.

Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?

Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.

by Sunny6969 September 2, 2019

Clean and Jerk

One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.

He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.

by boredom101 March 8, 2024