Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Revenge Poop

When you die you shit yourself , as one final fuck you to the world and all your enemies inhabiting it.

An instant act of vengeance toward the asshole who stabbed you.

"Man, Ralphio just revenge pooped all over my brand new Jordans as I choked his bitch ass"

by NotTimothyDalton September 1, 2016

EXPLODE-A-POOP

Occurs when you make it to the bathroom, and sit just in time. Bad case of diarrhea that explodes.

Jim had a bad case of explode-a-poop after lunch today.

by LBPGH April 7, 2008

coil poops

When the poop coils around the base of the toilet. Typically 12 feet long. Only happens about twice in a lifetime.

This codeine gave me some spicy coil poops.

by Coil poops February 14, 2017

Poops McGoops

Someone who is constantly going to the washroom, or constantly using the washroom.

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: Oh, you mean Poops McGoops? Using the washroom of course!

by shelbatr0n June 14, 2010

flying poop

When you don't care about something.

I don't give a flying poop what she thinks.

by Steph Metzler April 21, 2008

Poop Fart

Pooping when a fart is trapped behind the poop. The fart actually propels the poop out quicker. OR When you are unsure whether you need to poop or fart. Sometimes it's just one or the other. It is often a surprise.

I poop farted today and it was like blowing a bowling ball out of my butt.

I thought I needed to take a poop but it was just a poop fart.

by Grandpooba79 September 13, 2011