tales from the hood

A great horror movie concept

Guy 1 Tales from the hood is so bad
Guy 2 How? its so good and so original

by afafafafa February 23, 2021

hood slime

The slimy residue left smeared around the inside of your foreskin when you are flaccid after ejaculation.

The only thing worse than the girl I boned last night was the dried hood slime I found in the morning

by mledwards34 October 28, 2010

Isis in the hood

Tracy Morgan’s nickname for Tina Fey.

Isis in the hood plans to start coming to Charleston, SC more often.

by Coop Dupe May 3, 2022

Hood Groupie

A girl that is fascinated by the neighborhood gangsters and their gangster lives. They usually have sex with them by house hopping around the hood and forcing a reason to be part of their everyday lives. Some flash their gang sign and tag their names like if they were jumped in.

That fucken hood groupie needs to get a life and stop house-hopping around the hood.

by Blaze1-4-the-Nation September 27, 2022

“Left your moms in the hood?”

“Left your moms in the hood?” is a term that can be used to describe the severe epidemic of fucking idiot females living in Toronto (the ‘Torontrolls’). Their accent is so fucking shit that it tops even the brummy and scouse accent, when you hear it you want to fucking kill yourself. All the women from Toronto make every sentence sound like a question.

Long story short, “Left your moms in the hood?” should be the leading reason you never visit Toronto ever.

“Left your moms in the hood?”
Yes, yes i did
oh okay

by le mule and sons March 7, 2024

Hood-e

Anything you want it to be so that your friends have no clue what your talking about.

Example 1:
Kenny: Whats up bro im so excited for Hood-e
Austin: Yeah! I can't wait dude!!
other friend: what the hell is hood-e?

Example 2:
Austin: Man I want that hood-e so bad!
Kenny: I know i would do anything for that hood-e.
other friend: you guys mean like a sweatshirt with a hood right?
Kenny: hahahaha hell no!
Austin: Fucking idiot!

by CaliBoySwag June 22, 2011

Hood Land Creature

Hood Land Creatures - Things/People You Only/Always See In The Hood.

Woodland Creatures are Only in the Woods

Hood Land Creatures Are Only in the Hood

Crack Dealing Crack Head Dealing Out of Baby Stroller

With No Baby = Hood Land Creature

by Moogle - Half Man/Half Google November 3, 2011