Holy Ghosting

Cutting ties and all communication with ones church for any reason without explanation.

When one decides for whatever reason that they have had enough of the Bible, so they stop attending church and completely cut off communication with all of their holy roller friends.

No one has seen or heard a word from brother Bob in weeks. He's Holy Ghosting us!

by Marcus8581 July 22, 2018

Kissing the holy ring

Bestowing a kiss upon the anus,. Usually used in description of a fawning subservient befoore their assumed master.

It was interesting to watch a member of HM government kissing the holy ring of a middle east dictator.

by Kingcobrakenny July 23, 2018

holy vayne suc

The holy vayne suc is when you pour holy water down a persons chest and then let it run down their body until you can succ it from their privates.

Bro 1: OMG! I want do try the Holy vayne suc. It sounds so hot my dude

Bro 2: imma need to ask my gf if she would let me do the Holy vayne suc

by A nervous leader August 14, 2018

Holy Harold

When performing a hot carl and accidentally make a hole in your plastic wrap.

My boyfriend was performing a hot Carl and accidentally ripped a hole in the plastic wrap and gave me a Holy Harold.

by Harry's Anchor August 16, 2018

Holy chebbing cow

The Christian art of slapping a certain bovine with your phallic member

Bro where you been?

Don’t worry, I Just performed a “holy chebbing cow”

by FinnoVii October 4, 2018

THE HOLY QUINTUPLE

When a woman has her tongue, breasts, belly button, and clit all pierced.

I fucked Laquisha last night ,and this bitch has the holy quintuple!!!

by GoatJesus October 6, 2018

holy fuck

Well practically when god decides to swear this happens.

Holy fuck look at this human .Jesus,come and watch this!

by ImmaKillerWhale May 12, 2018