Google Play

aka Google Pause
Always delay updates

Google Play delays updates again

by Lily Pig September 18, 2023

Google

A site containing information that people will use.

How can I loose weight...I'll go on google and search it up.

by Teddy bear206 May 31, 2017

“Call Google”

What a dumbass says

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

Googled

When the corporation you work for makes huge profits and cuts workers pay.

Sorry you were googled but we had to make cuts across the board.

by ColoradoMack February 19, 2022

Google

Masturbate. Partially onomatopoeiaic word (similar to fap fap fap) for masturbation; also derived from ubiquity of both the internet search engine and the act of masturbation.

I spent the whole day at home googling.

You'll go blind if you don't stop googling.

I google myself every day.

by Marvellous Wordsmith November 12, 2010

Google Meat Beat

The act of masturbating during a virtual meeting held via Google Meet©.

Kyle: Oh man, I can't believe we have to have another virtual diversity training again...
Donald: Yeah but that trannysient leading it is pretty hot. I think I'll turn it into a Google Meat Beat.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo November 8, 2021

Google

Search engine

Type what your looking for into the google bar

by TheRealFlorenceNightengale November 17, 2020